Johann Sebastian Swag!

You’re in ‘til the fugue breaks off mid-bar, why not decorate your journey with some contrapuntal merchandise? Available at every Bach Store, and shipping all over the world. Orders: bach@wtfbach.com

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Keychains, $7 NOW $6:

Stress brains, $5:

Fridge Magnets (See below for other artwork options) $2.50:

Soy-based candles (usually sold-out and yes, we spelled chaconne incorrectly on the initial run, please inquire) $15:

T-shirts, yellow, red or blue, screen-printed, excellent quality: $40 NOW $20:

Totes, black or white, $5 NOW $2

Biographical Condoms (usually sold-out, please inquire) $5 a pair:

Coffee Table Book (book of quotes: what the great minds had to say about Bach.) Only 6 Copies Left $25:

3D Printed, Painted Bach Busts. Only 6 in existence: $100

Other Merch:

I cannot ship any of the lighters sold at the store, but I can ship a sticker which perfectly covers a standard Bic lighter so you can make your own. Stickers of all sorts ship free with most orders.

We also do custom orders with any of the artwork you see associated with WTF Bach. I’ve had fans ask for hoodies with album artwork on it, I’ve made pins, notebooks, other custom merch. If you’re interested, we can make it work. Have a look at some artwork below that has been made into merch.

Paid subscribers get discounts. Write to arrange a sale: bach@wtfbach.com